Also, in what world was Lolo’s cha cha better than Betsey Johnson’s? No. Just, no.

The finals (if no upsets occur):

Alfonso obviously. He’s the best dancer. He should win. I predict he will because he’s the best, but also, there hasn’t been a male winner in quite a few seasons. Of course, Charlie was the best dancer last season, but he was overshadowed by a false romantic story line the producers forced down our throats. You never know who the producers are going to push. So, we’ll see. 

Sadie. SO CUTE. She looked like she was having so much fun! She’s got a lot of natural talent. And she’s got Mark. And she’s got the conservative votes. It’s a good combo for success on this show. I loved her cha cha.  

Janel. I can tell she’s danced before. I wonder what kind of training she’s had. Gurl was werkin it. Val will do well with her. 

And most likely Bethany, because she’s got so many followers who are willing to vote for her; she’s got a huge support system, and obviously she’s with Derek (my love) who’s brilliant! Also, I thought she danced really well tonight. Impressed. She’s got a lot of potential!

Dark horses:

Lea Thompson. She’s a beautiful dancer, but I don’t know if she’ll pull in the votes like some of the others. Especially because they put her with a brand new pro who has no following. I really don’t understand why they didn’t put her with Tony, but hey, Artem is cute. And, he’s like vintage SYTYCD. Season 1, y’all, haha. 

Random:

Randy Couture. Like, i was really surprised. He was good. That’s all.

OMG. OMG. CARLTON DANCING THE JIVE ON DANCING WITH THE STARS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN. HE JUST WON THE SHOW, AND IT’S THE FIRST EPISODE. 

neptunain:

honeymoon is an interesting term because an actual moon made of honey would imply space bees which is pretty horrifying